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Archive for September, 2007

HD024 - The War on Drugs

Posted by hdadmin on September 23rd, 2007
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This episode sees our crusading commentators take on the War on Drugs. The failure of the War on Drugs does not seem to be in dispute, as agreed upon by such public figures as noted conservative William F. Buckley and retired liberal news reporter Walter Cronkite. Indeed, with the amount of money spent to date on the war on drugs far surpassing that spent on WWI, WWII, the War in Vietnam, or even the War on Terror, it seems absurd to continue a program that has failed to significantly alter the level of teen drug abuse in the United States.

The war on drugs began with the Nixon administration and continues to this day. This same period of history has seen the United States prison population quadruple since 1980, due mainly to the increase in the arrest and prosecution rate of non-violent, drug-related offenders. Indeed, the popularity of the internet has led to a rise in sites dedicated to documenting drug use experiences and promoting experimentation. So Hawke and Dove should agree, but in true contrarian fashion, they don’t.

Topics covered include:

  • The US War on Drugs (”WOD”)
  • Corporate Slogans
  • Drug Use and Distribution
  • Known drug offenders in the public media
  • LSD strength measured in micrograms
  • Prevalence in society
  • Lindsay Lohan does drugs
  • Love and Behavior
  • Societal Boundaries
  • Medical Marijuana
  • The Slippery Slope of Legalization
  • The infamous “End of the World” Parties at Porter College (University of California Santa Cruz) in the early 1980’s
  • Tactile Sensations under the Influence
  • Prohibition
  • The Relationship Between Drugs and Violence
  • The Relationship Between Hawke, Dove, and Myron

HD023 - Al Gore Interview & Intervention

Posted by hdadmin on September 16th, 2007
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Your Best Life Now. Enjoying Everyday Life. Either of these phrases could describe the year Al Gore has had - a hit Oscar-winning movie, a bestselling book, a Nobel Peace Prize nomination, and now an emmy! So why the hell won’t he cheer up? Attacus Dove is on the case. In this exclusive one-on-one interview, the ever elusive Gore opens up about his summer of disappointment. Will he make a non-announcement announcement? Will he crack a joke? Will he lisp? How does he feel about the Draft Gore movement, and the inconvenient truth that they have three separate websites? Attacus Dove pops the hood and peers inside the genius and genus that was Vice President and almost President Al Gore.

HD022 - Fred Thompson: Barely Legal

Posted by hdadmin on September 10th, 2007
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The fresh faced Fred Thompson is now officially in the race for the Republican nomination for President. After running what many termed a “stealth campaign” known primarily for it’s lack of stealth, and ignoring the complaint against him filed with the Federal Election Commission, Mr. Thompson has finally out-turtled the hare and jumped the shark. So listen as our commentators, broadcasting from beautiful Van Nuys, California, take on the Fred phenom.

Topics covered include:

  • Fred’s late
  • The Impact of Fred’s Entry
  • Fred’s Image
  • Fred’s Scent
  • Fred vs. Fox News
  • Peter Seller’s Greatest Performance ever
  • Non-traditional Campaigning
  • Who’s the Retard?
  • Viral Campaigning
  • Pros and Cons of Viral Videos for Campaign Purposes
  • Style vs. Substance
  • Fred Who?
  • Fred Thompson: Hung Like a Horse?
  • Fred Thompson: Second Coming?
  • I Can Has Cheezburger?

HD021 - Exclusive Interview with Senator Larry Craig!

Posted by hdadmin on September 2nd, 2007
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Presenting a Hawke and Dove Political Punditry Exclusive - the first post-resignation one-on-one interview with disgraced Idaho Senator Larry Craig, who goes mano-a-mano with Brick Hawke.

Senator Craig resigned Saturday, after the fallout from his guilty plea to a misdemeanor charge of lewd and disorderly conduct led many Republican and Conservative stalwarts to cast doubts on his ability to continue serving under such controversy. The initial arrest pertained to Senator Craig’s alleged attempt to solicit private, anonymous gay sex in a public restroom at the Minneapolis airport, in a lavatory known to police to be an active cruising hot spot. Indeed, the police report reads like a vivid instruction manual on how to connect with local gay swingers in a men’s bathroom, starting with a foot-tapping signal, followed by hand motions meant to indicate to the undercover officer just what type of service was being requested - hand job, blow job, etc.

None other than Brick Hawke has the balls to stand up for this besieged man.